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Word out of Dallas is that Cowboys management will begin internal discussions regarding the possible release of Terrell Owens, or as I like to call him, that asshole that used to wear Jason Avant's number.

As we all know, anytime a receiver becomes available, the Eagles are one of the teams mentioned as a potential landing place. Inquirer columnist Bob Ford even mentioned something about it in his blog today.

So would I want him back? Let me be perfectly clear on this.

No.

Hell no!

No fucking way!!!

Next question.

Here's the reality. Terrell Owens has been on three NFL teams and has divided three locker rooms. He's feuded with quarterbacks, other receivers, coaches and management. I don't care how talented he is. I don't care that on the field, he can be a difference-maker if he wants to be.

But last time I checked, he's not on the field right now.

To be honest, I don't think they need him. Three weeks from now, we may be talking about the Super Bowl champion Eagles and never again will we have to recount the litany of mediocre pass catchers that Donovan McNabb has had to deal with during his tenure.

And seeing as Jerry Jones holds Owens in high regard, for reasons unbeknownst to me, best bet is he'll be running routes in Dallas next season, watching as Tony Romo airmails passes over his head.

Good thing he has him some him to love.